
Carla finds the first good use for the jeffthomas.com Interactive Ornament. |

Her husband Joe gets in on the act. |

Chris plays with his food. |

Jeff poses with his food. |

Dad gets a meat grinder from his son. |

The man they call "Sweet Meat" reluctantly joins us
for a game of "meat grinder rules" Scrabble. |

Sweet Meat's dog, Dog Meat. |

The perfect book for me. |

A great gift from Joe. |

Breaking in some new gloves from Grandma and Grandpa. |

DVDs that I got with a Best Buy gift certificate:
"Bloodsucking Pharaohs," "Dracula vs. Frankenstein," "The Corpse
Grinders," "Evil Spawn," and "Bad Taste" ... |

... and one that I did not: "Mr. Holland's Opus." |

Cooler than the "Fonz." |

A moment of Zen. |

Smelling what the Rock is cooking. |

There's no business like shoe business. |

Socks! |

More socks! |

"Boxers or briefs?" The truth is revealed. |

Mom's cat. |

Mom covers up. |

Mom by the tree, with a surrogate grandchild. |

The Four Stooges. |

Dad's cat. |

A toast from Shogun Greg,
"The Space Age Bachelor." |

"'Stroker Ace' on VHS," Patty says. "You really
shouldn't have, Jeff." |

Sweet Meat, Patty and a value-priced "Stroker Ace." |

Dog daze with Sweet Meat, Pat and "Norm." |

Mom and the boys. |
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