...and pictures of me with other famous Web
"Thumbs Up" to Roger Ebert for putting together the best movie criticism site on
Feel like you've overstayed your welcome at
www.jeffthomas.com? Think that it's in our mutual best interest that you run
elsewhere for cover? Whatever your motivation for leaving, here are some fine
virtual rest areas where you can get that lingering odor out of your clothes and the
unpleasant taste out of your mouth:
Meet lovable hideously deformed creature of super-human size and strength "The Toxic
Avenger" and other upstanding members of the community of Tromaville at
troma.com, one of my favorite links.
Ebert On Movies
First and foremost, you should visit movie critic Roger Ebert's site every Friday, when he
posts new reviews. Unfairly dismissed by many as "The Fat One," Ebert is
hilarious, insightful, and a man whose heart is three-times the substance of his
girth. For proof, gaze in envy upon his review of "Patch
The Internet Movie Database
Coming Attractions by
Need additional movie info? For more than you'll ever need to know, check out these
sites. The IMDb is for existing films, while Coming Attractions' scope is made
pretty clear in its name. Both sites are exhaustive, addictive, and seasoned with
just the right amount of errors and inconsistencies. Best served hot, and with your
finest butter substitute.
The Rock Is Cooking
Here, "The People's Champion" and I prepare to defend the World
Wrestling tag team title in the steel cage match that
would see my retirement after multiple fractures and some say brain
injury. You might be able to read about it at wwe.com.
The fine folks who bring to you classics like "Chopper Chicks In Zombietown,"
"A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell," "Surf Nazis Must Die," and
"Rabid Grannies" maintain a site that's every bit the class act that is their
There was a time when the director of the consummate zombieflicks "Night,"
"Dawn" and "Day of the Dead" would personally respond to all questions
posted on this site's messageboard. Today, he's gone, and it seems more like an
apocalyptic wasteland overrun by mindless ... umm ... well, you can insert the obvious
The "Get A
Life" Program Guide
More than even Nipsey Russell and Charles Nelson Reilley, Chris Elliott is a poet and the
voice of a generation. This FOX television program was his finest hour.
There are many other sites on the Internet that are worthy of my recommendation.
Unfortunately, lack of space and other considerations preclude me from listing them
here. [I am, of course, referring to not-for-profit and charitable organizations.]
Your daily dose of professional wrestling news, all 100 percent real.
The ultimate tribute to the man whose music is on my PC's jukebox while I write most of my
site, Elvis-Costello.com may lend insight into the way that my mind works, serving some
purpose to all of the aspiring psychoanalysts in the www.jeffthomas.com peanut
My Dad's Web Site
Need I say more?
Well, kids, that's just a small taste of the cold, harsh world that awaits you,
www.jeffthomas.com-style. Wear a coat and sew a quarter to the undergarment of your
choosing in case you need to use a pay phone. You'll find a key to this site under
the doormat when you inevitably come running back.
Believe it or don't, the I've never
even met the people on this page [or the hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size
and strength, for that matter]. They're just pictures that I worked some illusions
upon, David Copperfield-style. All images remain property of their respective
owners, who are free to tell me to eliminate them from the site and take a long walk off a