My life has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit
My family, my car, my favorite Chinese eatery, the time when I met Freddy Krueger, and
more than you can stand of me mugging it up.
Jeff waxes semi-poetic about Charles Bronson, The Artist Currently Known As Prince, the
female mind, etc.
My cyber junk drawer, where you'll find the only official jeffthomas.com screen saver,
some ridiculous jeffthomas.com wallpaper for your PC, games, a "WebCam" and
Now available in 16 delicious flavors: Christmas, New Years, Martin Luther King,
Groundhog, Valentine, Presidential, St. Patrick, Easter, Mother's Day, Summer Fun,
Father's Day, Labor Day, Columbus Day, Halloween [I and II] and yummy Thanksgiving Day
Where to go when you get off of Mr. Jeff's Wild Ride.
Can't tear yourself away? Interact with ferocious females and myself on the
"Girls' Talk" message board, established in 1997 as part of the defunct
"The People vs. Jeff Thomas" Web site.