See, I'm not always sticking out my tongue I only needed some
way to get your attention.
Jeffrey Thomas Turkey
Me standing awkwardly, with a haircut, no tongue, and an unmade bed.
Scenes from my Saturn television spot that almost aired. Upon last-minute consumer
analysis, top-level marketing executives chose to abort the multi-million dollar "buy
your car from the guy dressed as a giant, bright red pot-holder" campaign.
Later that year, this same team would gain success and recognition as the creative force
behind the "I love eggs, from my head down to my legs" commercials for the
National Dairy Council.
[Really, these are just shots of my new car
parked outside of the Plum Tree, my favorite buffet-style Asian restaurant.]
This is what our children would look like. [Me at age two]
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