Welcome to the
SECOND PAGE of the www.jeffthomas.com junk drawer and brand management center. Accept no
substitutes.
"The Shirt Off My Back!" |
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Now is your chance to get a FREE jeffthomas.com t-shirt, just like the ones worn by the
elite folks in the "Pictures" section of this very site. Act now!
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The jeffthomas.com Plastic Surgery Clinic! |
Dedicated to anyone who's ever wanted to
rearrange my face!
Hold your trusty mouse button and drag the arrow to nip, tuck and mutilate my mug
into a face that only a mother or, as it seems, Joan Rivers could love.
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Three Easy Steps To Get Your Very Own FREE jeffthomas.com Screen Saver For
Win95/98! |
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Imagine your "With The Beatles" album cover come to life, with me playing the
parts of John, Paul, George and Ringo. It's fab.
1.] Right click on this link, choose "Save
Target As ..." or "Save Link As .." from the menu, and pick a clean,
well-lighted place for your JeffSaver file!
2.] Open Windows Explorer, and go to that clean, well-lighted place!
3.] Right click on "JeffSaver.scr" and choose
"Install" from the mini-menu!
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Three Easy Steps To Get Your Very Own FREE jeffthomas.com
"Vacation" Wallpaper For Win95/98/NT! |
My first
attempt at wallpaper, inspired by those "[Insert relative here] visited Florida
..." T-shirts that were so popular during my youth.
1.] Click the link that matches your monitor resolution.
2.] When the larger image appears, move your mouse cursor over it and
click your right mouse button.
3.] A small menu window will pop up Select and click "Set as
Wallpaper". Your wallpaper is now set on your desktop. If the image does not appear
then refresh your desktop.
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[ 1024x768 ] [ 800x600 ] [ 640x480 ]
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Three Easy Steps To Get Your Very Own FREE jeffthomas.com "Box
Office" Wallpaper For Win95/98/NT! |
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This one I like a lot. Featuring nods to two great horror movies ... three
if you count "Meatballs 3," a tribute to my college roommate. The usher is
portrayed by the very beautiful and talented Debbie Rochon, of "Tromeo &
Juliet" fame.
1.] Scroll up.
2.] Follow the instructions for the beach wallpaper.
3.] Visit Debbie Rochon's Web site at http://www.debbierochon.com/.
[Optional, but a plug is the least I could do after pinching the image from it.]
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All of this, plus ...
A small rotating head that is handy for any occasion.
Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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