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In this game, you are my pipe-smoking, pajama-wearing alter ego, Hugh Jeffner, the last of the famous international playboys.  Use your mouse to steer from side to side to avoid commitment with the nice girls.  They're out to catch you and destroy your swinging lifestyle.  Your browser's status bar [below] keeps track of the number of times that they nab you.  Keep that number low as you aspire to become a shallow 75-year-old man whose girlfriends can easily be folded into three sections and hidden under the mattress.  Insert your own Viagra joke here.  Based on true life events that are chronicled in Penthouse Forum and Photo Gallery #37.  

Works best in Internet Explorer.

Modified from the much better game "Dodge 'Em," available at www.scriptasylum.com.

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